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Crime Does Not Pay

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Crime Does Not Pay is a fun platform game that is best described as a cross between King of Chicago and Disney's Dick Tracy.

Crime Does Not Pay is “Officially Endorsed by the Mafia.” In this game the player can play as the Godfather, femme fatale, or the Killer. The player can use mobsters in order to bribe, blackmail, or fight. Play as either the Chinese or Italian gangs to get money and power. The player will be up against punks, cops, killers, and rival gangs. Play Crime Does Not Pay online!

Crime Does Not Pay game description

Your goal as the mafia, strangely enough, is to get yourself elected as the mayor in order to remain the “King of Crime.” To achieve this goal, you follow the mafia way of bribery, extortion, and outright slaughter to “neutralize” the current mayor. You can control one of 3 characters at a time: the Godfather, the Hitman, and the (unnamed) Femme Fatale. You can switch from one to the other by going back to the headquarters and selecting another character.

Gameplay is standard shoot-without-asking platform fare, but with some interesting twists. For example, collecting a police transmitter will tell you the position of 7 cops, whom you must avoid at all costs, because they throw you in the slammer the instance they spot you, and they are all but invincible with their bullet-proof vests. There are also some adventure game elements, such as keys you will need to open new doors, or safe codes to increase your cash flow. And speaking of cash: you will need lots of it in this game to grease the palms of many greedy officials. You can also plan a bank robbery if cash runs low.

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